Oh Look - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dallas Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FAR

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FAR WEST LEAGUE

Slapping Snake Plissken's scowl where the heart should be is the most honest tourism campaign Manhattan never deserved

Bold red slashed lettering below reads "WHATEVER IT TAKES

and green-and-red spacesuit

Stylized light blue italic text reads "1996" beneath the arch

Oh Look - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dallas Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FARBinoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip art style illustration in white depicts a square jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.