Save the Neck For Me Clark - Unisex T-Shirt virginia Bold yellow text reads "BEEF

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Arched distressed white block text reads "I SKIED THE K-12" above a circular badge containing white line-art evergreen trees flanking a mountain peak with ski trail lines

which is the most confidently unhinged thing Los Angeles ever did

got its own tastefully embossed business card and a Midtown corner office with East River views

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Save the Neck For Me Clark - Unisex T-Shirt virginia Bold yellow text reads "BEEFCalling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household. Nobody fights you for it, which is either a win or the saddest thing at the table. The Details: Cream colored text arches across the top, reading "SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK." Centered below the text is a roasted brown turkey with orange and yellow highlights. The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs